Instant Therapy Putty – Stress Relief Instant Therapy Gifts Funny Gag Gifts for Friends BFF Gifts Stocking Stuffers for…

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WORK OUT THOSE ISSUES, BRO – We all know that if all that stress goes unchecked, it can lead to some bad life choices, like wearing Hawaiian shirts at work and eating discounted grocery store sushi. Instant Therapy Putty makes sure you have a fun way to relax, before things really go south.
CHEAPER THAN A SHRINK – Going to the shrink as often as you have an issue is expensive. You can barely afford your morning Starbucks as it is. Instant Therapy Putty is the cost-effective way to work through life’s little issues. Think of it as the poor man’s Frasier Crane or Dr. Phil. When life gets too overwhelming, squeeze your way to cool and collected.

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Instant Therapy Putty
It’s way cheaper than a shrink!
We all wish we could spend thousands of dollars a month to talk with professional therapists about what’s going on in our lives. It is like spending an hour on a psychiatrist’s couch talking about how mom never did like your favorite shoes. Trauma!!
Life is stressful. We all do things we regret and have deep-seated issues that impact us every day. Psychoanalysis on the fly gets expensive, but now you can take the healing process into your own hands…for less! Stress is one of the leading causes of screwed-upness (technical term), so relieve it with Instant Therapy Putty.

Work out those issues, dude
If there is one thing that life teaches us, it’s that sometimes our biggest problem is ourselves. Maybe the world isn’t out to get me, and I need to simmer down now. When you discover these revelations, it’s bound to impact your mood. Grab your Instant therapy putty, and take out your frustrations on it. You can even call it names, it doesn’t care.

This is a great gift for anyone who’s high-strung, but on a budget. The ones who are constantly drinking coffee and flipping out over the little stuff, because they could really use a chill pill. They need to relax before their heads explode, or they start talking to the water cooler. Instant Therapy Putty gives them all the benefits of a psychiatrist without all that annoying sharing. It’s a hilariously thoughtful addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, and Christmas stockings.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY – NOT INTENDED AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO PROPER MENTAL HEALTHCARE

Features of Instant Therapy Putty:

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  • WORK OUT THOSE ISSUES, BRO – We all know that if all that stress goes unchecked, it can lead to some bad life choices, like wearing Hawaiian shirts at work and eating discounted grocery store sushi. Instant Therapy Putty makes sure you have a fun way to relax, before things really go south.
  • CHEAPER THAN A SHRINK – Going to the shrink as often as you have an issue is expensive. You can barely afford your morning Starbucks as it is. Instant Therapy Putty is the cost-effective way to work through life’s little issues. Think of it as the poor man’s Frasier Crane or Dr. Phil. When life gets too overwhelming, squeeze your way to cool and collected.
  • YES, YOU’RE CRAZY, BUT SO IS EVERYONE ELSE – The old adage goes that if you think you’re crazy then you probably aren’t. Bad news. You’re nuts, just like everyone else. Grab some Instant Therapy Putty and watch the neurosis float away.
  • BUY MULTIPLE TINS, AND IT’S LIKE GROUP THERAPY – If there is one thing crazy likes, it’s friends. It makes a great gift for friends and family. We’re all a little dysfunctional, so everyone will love squeezing away the stress with our pearlized copper Instant Therapy Putty.
  • SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. It’s basically a psychoanalyst in a tin that fits into your desk drawer or purse for immediate relief whenever you need it.
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Instant Therapy Putty – Stress Relief Instant Therapy Gifts Funny Gag Gifts for Friends BFF Gifts Stocking Stuffers for…
Instant Therapy Putty – Stress Relief Instant Therapy Gifts Funny Gag Gifts for Friends BFF Gifts Stocking Stuffers for…

$9.95

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